Trump: 1 Colon Paperneck: 0

Colon Paperneck, the multimillionaire mediocre football player whose team lost EVERY SINGLE GAME during the season he was QB, has been defeated by the God Emperor, just like every opponent who has ever challenged his Imperium. The NFL will now fine players who kneel during the national anthem.

From The Washington Shitpost:

“Clearly our objective as a league and to all 32 clubs, which was unanimous, is that we want people to be respectful of the national anthem,” NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell said.

Under the new policy, players may choose to remain in the locker room during the playing of the national anthem, but owners said that those who choose to be on the sideline will be expected to stand. The changes also allow the league to fine teams for any protest during the anthem by one of its players.

Paperneck, who is an idiot, with support from a number of other virtue signaling idiots with brain damage from multiple concussions, decided to stupidly protest by kneeling, which has always been a symbol of showing deference. Not that anyone who has ever read a book would expect someone from the NFL to understand that.

After losing a shitton of money the NFL saw the writing on the wall and realised that the hyper-patriotic, beer-guzzling fans hate to see millionaires whinge about being oppressed, so the big wigs with $50,000 suits and hair as ridiculous as Daddy himself unanimously decided to make the players cut the crap and entertain us like they are paid to do.

This is yet another victory for Trump and a defeat for the left.

As a side note, I think this NFL thing is the first time in my lifetime that the mythical "free market" has actually done what it is alleged to do in theory. The NFL was losing money so the "free market" (which is really a government-backed oligopoly) corrected itself and the NFL caved to the pressure and forced players not to kneel.