Omar Abdel-Rahman, mastermind behind the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, has died from complications of obesity in prison after decades of eating better than me. Seriously, have you seen Guantanamo? Those guys need Jenny Craig bad. Rahman was sentenced to life in prison PLUS 15 YEARS, so I guess they'll keep his body in the cell until 2032. Might want to get some spray, because that thing is going to stink.
Since Rahman did not blow himself up he doesn't get any virgins, which might not be all that bad considering that they tend to be 400 pounds and like to play Dungeons and Dragons. All Rahman gets is the consolation prize of Satan shoving a pineapple up his ass for eternity.
Rot in Hell you piece of shit!