Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Bill O'Reilly Fired

Bill O'Reilly, who did everything live, has been fired from Fox News after 21 years of hosting The O'Reilly Factor. O'Reilly had taken a vacation, during which time viewership of The Factor dropped precipitously, and it was during this time that the pimp Murdoch, who made his fortune selling sex, and Saudi prince All-The-Weed announced that Bill will not be returning to the network. The O'Reilly Factor had been the top viewed cable news program in its time slot for 15 years.

Bill is accused by five women of having committed sexual harassment, to whom he paid a total of $13 million in an out of court settlement, as rich people tend to do.

O'Reilly had first been accused of sexual harassment in 2004 and paid $9 million out of court to Andrea Mackris. Similar out of court settlements were made with former Fox hosts Juliet Huddy and Andrea Tantaros.

O'Reilly has released the following statement regarding the incident:

Over the past 20 years at Fox News, I have been extremely proud to launch and lead one of the most successful news programs in history, which has consistently informed and entertained millions of Americans and significantly contributed to building Fox into the dominant news network in television. It is tremendously disheartening that we part ways due to completely unfounded claims. But that is the unfortunate reality many of us in the public eye must live with today. I will always look back on my time at Fox with great pride in the unprecedented success we achieved and with my deepest gratitude to all my dedicated viewers. I wish only the best for Fox News Channel.

Tucker Carlson, who I've never heard of until today, will be given O'Reilly's 8 PM slot. He seems calm and unimpressive.

My question is why now? If O'Reilly harassed these women years ago why is he being fired now? Why is he being fired while on vacation when he cannot respond to the allegations on his show? Perhaps in days to come we will find out more.

Kim Jong Un's PE

Not physical education, which he needs badly, being the fattest within a thousand miles, weighing more than any 3 North Koreans, being so fat his weight broke both his ankles a few years back. No, Jong Un has premature ejaculation, a common condition in obese males.

Just to show how potent he is, Jong Un tried to set off a rocket. The alleged intercontinental ballistic missile, set off to celebrate the 105th birthday of Kim Il Sung, the President for Eternity of the Hermit Kingdom, exploded just seconds after launch. This is the second time that Jong Un's rocket has failed to launch this month; the previous time was 5 April. That's the story of Jong Un's life, either it goes off too quick or it doesn't go off at all.

Videos also surfaced from the BBC that Jong Un appears to have a few rubber rockets that he put on display, with the nose cones noticeably bent like they were made of papier-mâché or something.

Rumors have surfaced that US hacking brought down the missiles, but that seems unlikely.

“The missile itself is a very hard target for a cyberattack. It is very strongly isolated from the rest of the world, there are very few opportunities for attack,” said John Schilling, a satellite and launch vehicle propulsion systems specialist at the Aerospace Corporation, during a press briefing on Tuesday.

It is much more likely that the reality of the situation is that the North Korean nuclear program is just incompetent. Last year they allegedly tested a hydrogen bomb, but the yield was most likely between 2 and 10 kilotons, far too small for such a weapon. The most likely scenario is that North Korea put a few tons of conventional explosives in a mine shaft and detonated it, creating the illusion of a nuke. Their entire arsenal is at 1940s technology at best: giant Fat Man style fission bombs of 20 kilotons or less that are difficult to deliver on target.

Military analysts agree that if war breaks out South Korea alone can completely obliterate the North and re-unify the peninsula if China does not get involved. It will be a month of bloody fighting and millions of people will die, but North Korea on its own is worthless as a military power. If the obese man-child with the bouffant steps out of line China will deal with him. China is already massing troops on the border, and they have ceased purchasing North Korean coal, the only thing the Hermit Kingdom exports.

Chinese President Xi Jinping "insists on realizing the denuclearization of the peninsula ... and is willing to maintain communication and coordination with the American side over the issue on the peninsula." China wants to keep their puppet kingdom free from American influences, but they don't want the mad dictator destabilising the region with his nuclear ambitions. That's why, if push came to shove, they would eliminate Jong Un and place a new puppet on the throne, one who knows how to follow orders from Beijing like the previous two glorious leaders.