World War Three Seconds

Shortest war ever. All the Low-T randos fearposting about a world war must be shitting themselves now that the war is over and we won. The US killed Iran's top general, Iran launched some dud missiles at an evacuated air base with no US casualties and then called it quits. War is over, we won, the end.



Iran launched a symbolic attack that killed no one to serve three purposes:

1. It allows the regime to save face,
2. It keeps proxies from going nuts and killing Americans, and
3. It keeps America from firebombing Iranian cities.

Trump accepted what was tantamount to a surrender and ended the war right there, proving to the world that America is invincible and attacking us is suicide. This was the best possible move he could have made.

Let's face it, if not for Trump Derangement Syndrome the God Emperor would have received two Nobel Prizes, for his work in Korea and now preventing a world war. Hell, Obama got a Nobel Prize for being half black, and Al Gore got a Nobel Prize for a PowerPoint presentation about how cereal he is, Trump at least deserves one Nobel Prize for stopping two wars.

By the way, that opening where Trump emerged from a room filled entirely with light was amazing. That's like some WWE shit right there.

Trump and Vince McMahon are friends. Trump beat McMahon at WrestleMania and shaved his head on TV.

Ricky Gervais Goes In Dry At Golden Globes

Ricky Gervais, who I guess is a comedian or something with a show on Netflix, went in dry at the Golden Globes. No lube, no condoms, nothing. He took no prisoners and told all the celebrities, the champagne socialist hypocrites, to shut up and stop pretending to be righteous and holier than thou. He's an atheist, by the way, so he doesn't believe in holiness in the first place.

He shoved a big black dildo up the asses of the elite, calling them out on their worship of companies like Crapple, who runs sweatshops in China where workers sleep on the floor and suicide nets are put on the windows to keep them from killing themselves, and Amazon, which has vending machines that dispense painkillers instead of candy because they force their workers to perform superhuman feats during impossibly long shifts before cutting them loose after getting seriously injured. These companies that tell us to be good, and that believe they should censor the world, they are the true authoritarian tyrants who despise humanity. I remember during the Bush era when leftists used to hate corporations, now they worship corporations because they make all the overpriced trendy shit leftists are addicted to. And because "orange man bad". Can't forget that one. Now they want "full censorship now!" to shut up orange man and his followers.

Woke celebrities only care about money and brownie points, and nothing else. They need constant attention and constant praise and will repeat whatever their globalist overlords like Jeff Bezos and Tim Cook tell them to say, but they don't really believe in anything. They've long ago sold their souls to Satan in exchange for worldly power.

That didn't stop the celebutards from making political statements, saying woke shit, and fawning over one another.