Creepy Porn Lawyer

Remember that time /pol/ managed to locate neverbeen Shia "He Will Nut Inside Us" LaBeouf's flag in one day with nothing to go by but the sound of frogs and jet contrails? Well they're at it again. The group that has weaponized autism has managed to troll Creepy Porn Lawyer, AKA Michael Avenatti with fake sexual allegations which he bought and broadcast on live TV, humiliating himself in the process.

Weekly Jobless Claims Fall to 49 Year Low

The weekly jobless claim has reached its lowest point since December 1969, back when this was the reality:



Without question President Trump is fixing the economy. It's still to be seen if this will be too little too late, but the direction the economy is going looks like we just might make America great again.

Cutting Aid to Crapistan

Pakistan, which seems to have a coup every decade or so and has started, and lost, so many pointless wars with India that half the country rebelled and turned into Bangladesh, has lost out on getting $800 million in aid this year because Crapistan is horrendously corrupt and is a state sponsor of terrorism. Remember Bin Laden? He lived in Crapistan for a decade rent free in a compound an hour's drive from the main military school and the Crapistani government never told anyone.

Pakistan is also probably the inbreeding capital of the world. Just 4% of immigrants to the UK come from Pakistan but 30% of all birth defects in the whole country are seen in the children of those Pakistani immigrants because they have been practicing inbreeding for generations.

While definitely a step in the right direction, as Styx puts it in the video below, this money has already been earmarked for spending, so the US government will find something to waste it on instead of making life just a little bit easier for we the people.