Pelosi, who admitted to not reading the transcript of the conversation between Trump and the Ukrainian dictator, said that it doesn't matter if what Trump did was not illegal, his intention was illegal, or something, so he should be impeached anyway. Here's the gist of it:
Trump is supposed to be in lesbians with Putin, and colluded with Putin to steal the 2016 election from Hitlery Roddamn Clinton. At the same time Trump is now supposed to be in lesbians with the Ukrainian dictator, who is Putin's enemy, and colluded with this other guy to investigate the illegal dealings of a Ukrainian oligarch who was working with Joe Biden's son in 2014, years before Biden ran for president, presciently aware that Biden would run and so Trump had to stab his lover Putin in the back, or something, and side with the Ukrainian dictator, years in advance, to make sure Biden lost the 2020 election even though Biden, at the time, said he was not going to run for president. Because Trump is orange, he has small hands, a mushroom-shaped cock, and very profuse yeti pubes, or something.
Democrats actually believe this.
None of this hurts Trump. At all. In fact, several Democrats, including presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard, have come out and said that this impeachment shitshow is a partisan waste of time that hurts America and reflects badly on the Democratic Party.
Presidential Candidate Tulsi Gabbard
New Jersey Rep. Jeff Van Drew
Furthermore, this hurts Joe Biden. He's already suffering due to his deteriorating mental health, rambling on and on about his encounter with Corn Pop and Tony the Tiger and the times they fought over who gets to keep the Lucky Charms, and the time his eye started bleeding for no reason. It's Hillary collapsing on 9/11 all over again. She collapsed on the sidewalk and was tossed into the van like a sack of potatoes and all anyone saw was the shoe on the road. Everyone knew she was not in good health. Joe Biden is half a decade older. He is clearly not in good health, he can't remember significant events that he participated in, and doesn't even know what year it is. Trump's no Mr. Universe, scarfing down McDonald's like there's no tomorrow, but Biden is clearly dying. There is no cure for neurodegenerative disease, and the rate of deterioration only increases with time.
There's the discrete possibility that the Democrats know this and pushed forward with impeachment to allow Biden to exit the stage as news of his and his son's corruption rises to the surface. They will let Biden retire and coronate Elizabeth Warren, who is 99.98% white, by the way.
This is the last desperate stunt of a party that has fundamentally failed.
At this rate the Dems will become the new Whig party in 2020 when Trump is re-elected. They will fragment into the 70-something neo-lib warmonger business dems like Biden, and the 30-something extreme far left communists like the Gang of Four. All the former union dems, the working class, will be vacuumed up by Trump. Trump will flip several states that were thought to be deep blue.
