Tulsi Gabbard vs. Hitlery Roddamn Clinton

"Everyone I don't like is a Russian agent."
~ Hitlery Roddamn Clinton

Hitlery Roddamn Clinton, who lost the election in 2016 to a man who took up politics a year before as a joke, is besmirching Tulsi Gabbard, who is a veteran, a Hindu,and a woman "of color" (native Hawaiian), claiming Gabbard is a Russian agent because Clinton is the father of all lies, lord of the flies himself Satan.

The thing to remember is that Clinton was supposed to be the first woman president, first in 2008 when another Hawaiian came out of nowhere and stole her thunder, and then again in 2016 when Donald Trump became the first man in history to win an argument against a woman. Clinton is pissed at losing twice and absolutely, positively does not want another woman becoming president before her, stealing what is rightfully hers.

What's even worse, Tulsi Gabbard is an anti-war candidate, and Clinton is the most pro-war person to run since John McCain's brain tumor failed to take the White House in 2008. Clinton, who cackled soullessly over Muammar Gaddafi being raped to death in 2011 and lied about her CIA gun running in Benghazi, who voted for the Iraq War based on the lie of WMDs that turned out to be nothing more than aluminum tubes, a war that saw thousands of Americans killed, thousands more rendered physically and mentally scarred for life, and approximately one million Iraqis killed by the most reliable estimates. Clinton LOVES war. She loves starting wars, she loves Americans coming home in body bags, she loves threatening to nuke Russia to prove her dick is bigger than any man's. And to lose to an actually kind of attractive woman who is opposed to war after seeing it first hand, that's the final nail in the coffin that Clinton sleeps in every day lest she burst into flames at the mere exposure to sunlight.

So what's the Queen of the Damned supposed to do in a situation like this? The only thing she knows how to do: lie and call anyone she doesn't like a Russian agent. After giving 1/5 of the US stockpile of uranium to Putin, Clinton had to cover her tracks by becoming the most fanatically anti-Russian person since Adolf Hitler violated the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact.

Why did she lose the election in 2016? The Russians. Why did she fall down on 9/11 and lose a shoe and have to be tossed into the back of van like a sack of potatoes and be injected with diazepam? The Russians. How did 33,000 emails get deleted off of her illegal server that were smashed with hammers so that even God can't read them? The Russians. Why did she lie about landing in Bosnia under anti-aircraft fire and having to run to safety on the tarmac when video was shown publicly of her gallivanting about accepting gifts from kids? The Russians. What difference does it make? It's the Russians, just accept it!

Gabbard appears on Sean Hannity's* TV show, of all places, to fight back against the Clinton war machine.



In the interest of disclosure, I disagree with almost every one of Tulsi Gabbard's policies, but I respect her speaking truth to power against not only Hitlery Roddamn Clinton, but the rampant corruption in the Democrat Party. It is very rare to find, in my opinion, and honest politician. Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich come to mind, and I disagree with them on a lot of things, but they are honest and consistent and they believe in what they are doing, and I respect them for that.


*Hannity made a fortune on Section 8 housing while pretending to be "conservative" on TV. He also has a permanent hard on for George W. Bush.