The Mueller Anal Probe has finally ended!
When they took Mueller up on the spaceship the aliens abused him, sexually.
Now it's finally over, and the final report has been submitted to Attorney General William Barr. No evidence of collusion was found. The "17 intelligence agencies", who told you that Saddam Hussein had WMDs to bring the US into Iraq, brought you the Gulf of Tonkin incident to bring the US into Vietnam, covered up he USS Liberty incident, put munitions on the RMS Lusitania and sank it to bring the US into WWI, and has lied to the American people more times than there is space here to list, were lying yet again about Trump. What a total surprise to the mouth-breathers who make up at least half the voting population, and what a total non-surprise to me, who has been saying this is a load of bullshite since election day.
Despite rigging the election Hitlery Roddamn Clinton lost fair and square because she is a shit candidate, someone who is without debating skills, an extremely low-energy wretch, a loser, and a defeatist.
It waits to be seen how much of the report is released to the public unredacted.
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