No, I didn't spill a bowl of potato chips or hurt myself opening a jar of pickles, this time it's genuine. I am, shock of all shocks, horror of all horrors, thanking former President Obama for his oversight in leaving 142 judge seats vacant, which current President Trump is filling. As ye all know, the courts are the most powerful branch of government, able to create laws out of whole cloth by rendering contradictory verdicts and hallucinating things into the Constitution that don't exist. The courts shape public policy, and with so many vacancies Donald Trump is setting policy in the US for the next thirty years. He is guaranteeing that America has a bright future ahead of it. Thanks, indeed, Obama!
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