CIA Busted Trafficking Coke

10 August outside El Paso, Texas, seven minutemen watching the US border made a citizen's arrest of two men who were smuggling over 1000 pounds of cocaine. The two men had valid CIA identification and were driving a vehicle registered to the CIA. The FBI, DEA, and US Customs and Border Protection are working together to get to the bottom of this. The CIA denies any involvement in the incident, though they are known to engage in drug trafficking with the Contras in the 1980s and even to this day in Afghanistan.