This is perhaps the most important news story of the year, maybe the decade. Transavia Airlines Flight HV6902 from Dubai to Amsterdam had to make an emergency landing in Vienna because one passenger refused to stop farting.
The as-of-yet unnamed passenger was confronted by two irate passengers regarding his incessant farting, but he ignored them and kept on farting. The two irate passengers told the flight crew who promptly did nothing. A fight broke out on the plane and the pilot was forced to make an emergency landing. The farting man was allowed to stay on the plane, but the two men involved in the fight and two women were kicked off. The two women claim to have been in the wrong place at the wrong time and that they had nothing to do with the fight. The four people, two of whom may be totally innocent, have been banned from Transavia Airlines.
Take a moment to let that sink in. Someone grounded a plane by farting too much. Can you imagine how much gas one ass must contain to force a pilot to make an emergency landing? Can you further imagine the total incompetence of the flight crew that they kicked innocent people off the plane and banned them for life? These are the latter days, folks.
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