Iceland has a bill up for vote to ban mutilating baby boys because "muh tradition". If it passes Iceland will be the first European country to ban cutting off 1/3 of the skin off a boy's penis hours after birth without anesthesia because sick assholes like the way it looks. The fact that laws banning cosmetic surgery for babies haven't already been universally accepted decades ago is testament to the degeneracy that still exists within the West.
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Thursday, February 22, 2018
Monday, February 19, 2018
Airplane Emergency Landing
This is perhaps the most important news story of the year, maybe the decade. Transavia Airlines Flight HV6902 from Dubai to Amsterdam had to make an emergency landing in Vienna because one passenger refused to stop farting.
The as-of-yet unnamed passenger was confronted by two irate passengers regarding his incessant farting, but he ignored them and kept on farting. The two irate passengers told the flight crew who promptly did nothing. A fight broke out on the plane and the pilot was forced to make an emergency landing. The farting man was allowed to stay on the plane, but the two men involved in the fight and two women were kicked off. The two women claim to have been in the wrong place at the wrong time and that they had nothing to do with the fight. The four people, two of whom may be totally innocent, have been banned from Transavia Airlines.
Take a moment to let that sink in. Someone grounded a plane by farting too much. Can you imagine how much gas one ass must contain to force a pilot to make an emergency landing? Can you further imagine the total incompetence of the flight crew that they kicked innocent people off the plane and banned them for life? These are the latter days, folks.
The as-of-yet unnamed passenger was confronted by two irate passengers regarding his incessant farting, but he ignored them and kept on farting. The two irate passengers told the flight crew who promptly did nothing. A fight broke out on the plane and the pilot was forced to make an emergency landing. The farting man was allowed to stay on the plane, but the two men involved in the fight and two women were kicked off. The two women claim to have been in the wrong place at the wrong time and that they had nothing to do with the fight. The four people, two of whom may be totally innocent, have been banned from Transavia Airlines.
Take a moment to let that sink in. Someone grounded a plane by farting too much. Can you imagine how much gas one ass must contain to force a pilot to make an emergency landing? Can you further imagine the total incompetence of the flight crew that they kicked innocent people off the plane and banned them for life? These are the latter days, folks.
Friday, October 2, 2015
Homeless Man in Anchorage uses Homemade Spear to Kill Bear
The title says it all. He killed a bear with a spear he made and he has no home. The bear was stealing his food so rather than be a pussy and ask the government to help he killed it with a spear he made out of garbage.
David Tandler is a 49 year old man living in the woods. He killed a bear in self defense and the wildlife agency said that was perfectly legal. What is not legal is the fact that he is homeless. Apparently the "war on poverty" was not a stupid slogan, it is a literal war against poor people.
The story says he was at an "illegal campsite". He's fucking homeless, cut him a break. Where do you want him to live, the Ritz hotel? He's living in the woods because he has nowhere else to go. The government already took everything else he had, now they want to take his tent away and charge him money for daring to sleep on their precious dirt:
"Tandler was issued a $310 citation for negligent feeding of wildlife because food and garbage was present at the illegal camp site and that is what attracted the bears. The camp was already under orders to be dismantled when the incident happened. Those living in camps have several days to clear their belongings before officials step in and do it."
Let the man sleep on your fucking dirt. Are you afraid you'll run out of room in the forest that you have to kick a homeless man off the unused wilderness? It's not like he's sleeping in the parking lot of the capitol building, he's in the woods, harming no one. Leave him be.
David Tandler is a 49 year old man living in the woods. He killed a bear in self defense and the wildlife agency said that was perfectly legal. What is not legal is the fact that he is homeless. Apparently the "war on poverty" was not a stupid slogan, it is a literal war against poor people.
The story says he was at an "illegal campsite". He's fucking homeless, cut him a break. Where do you want him to live, the Ritz hotel? He's living in the woods because he has nowhere else to go. The government already took everything else he had, now they want to take his tent away and charge him money for daring to sleep on their precious dirt:
"Tandler was issued a $310 citation for negligent feeding of wildlife because food and garbage was present at the illegal camp site and that is what attracted the bears. The camp was already under orders to be dismantled when the incident happened. Those living in camps have several days to clear their belongings before officials step in and do it."
Let the man sleep on your fucking dirt. Are you afraid you'll run out of room in the forest that you have to kick a homeless man off the unused wilderness? It's not like he's sleeping in the parking lot of the capitol building, he's in the woods, harming no one. Leave him be.
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