Monday, December 19, 2016

Driverless Truck Kills 9, Injures 50 in Berlin

According to the New York Times, a driverless truck became self-aware and decided to murder some Germans at a Christmas market in Berlin. We know that trucks hate French people, and that guns, when left alone, can just start murdering people, so it's only a short leap of the imagination to conclude that driverless trucks can kill Germans too.

Headlines from other fake news outlets, CNN, the BBC, and others, report similar stories about how a truck just decided one day to rise up and slaughter its human overlords.

The truth is this was an Islamist terror attack. The human driver of the truck is one of the migrants the oven stuffer Angela Merkin let into Germany with open arms because she is Hitler reincarnated. Angela Merkin wants to get revenge on the German people for losing WWII, so she is bringing in millions of rapefugees who are committing terror attacks left and right.

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